Celebrities in Pictures

MSN.com's Feature, this week in photos had some really great pix of celebs in and around the Halloween season. Check it.

First off, there's Rachel Weisz at a Halloween bash, looking like a super-serious, if not somewhat confused Minnie Mouse. I love how she looks like she's giving sexy-face for a perfume ad or something.

Perhaps these mouse ears are the latest from Burberry's very fashionable headwear collection for the fall. I also love that there's nothing about her make-up that would indicate that she is wearing a costume. I hope that from the neck down, she's dressed in a Valentino ball-gown.

Her gentle confusion is also quite adorable. As if maybe she hadn't actually planned on wearing a costume of any sort, and someone secretly placed those ears on her as she was walking out her door as a sort of prank. "Why is everyone calling me Minnie?" her expression seems to say.

And here we have a side-by-side comparison of beach bunny, Pamela Anderson and the ever-incorrigible, Courtney Love. Now, Courtney seems to be looking mad normal these days, what with her titties concealed and her hair not looking like she styled it with Elmer's glue and/or hobo cum. However, Pam, I might add, is looking a little bit worn around the edges. And in a strange twist of fate, it seems Pam's looks have degraded at the same rate at which Courtney's seem to be mildly improving so that they appear to have almost reached the same level of attractiveness.

Why do I love this picture so much, you may ask? Because this was taken the day AFTER Halloween and Grace Jones is still rocking the Grace Jones costume. Seriously, the woman probably just goes as herself every year. Why the fuck would you bother getting a costume if THIS is the kind of stuff you wear on a daily basis. God, I love you, you crazy bitch.


And my final selection from this batch of pix is this one of Shakira, receiving her Latin Grammy while laughing her ass off. I love Shakira and I think that she is indeed very sexy, but you got to admit the woman laughs like a humongous dork. Endearing though it is, it's a bit Celine Dion-ish.

Even Marc Anthony is looking at the audience like, "Heh. This is a little awkward. I mean, that joke wasn't really that funny--I was just trying to get her to relax and not think about all these people on stage. But now, she's laughing like someone at the dinner table just sharted AND accidentally shot milk out their nose at the exact same time."